Soooo, let me catch up with everything that has transpired in my life: I'm happily single, I'm not in a rush to be in a relationship with anyone, still troubled with my addiction, have yet to talk to my mother about things that happened to me when I was growing up......probably never will. I really wish I could pack up and go to parts unknown and start my life over, my son can adapt very easily and so can I......which is a HUGE plus for me. I really need to prove to myself that I can make it on my own. Oh, I've already started thinking about my birthday and jotting down some ideas, I want to celebrate, I want to be around people that I honestly believe care about me and some who don't give a rat's ass (might as well keep it real with myself, lol). I don't trust anyone enough to plan a party or anything else for me because no one knows me well enough and if I want it done to my standards then I must do it myself and I'm so cool with it.
Today, I ran across the sweetest ad and I thought I'd share it:
50 Reasons to Date Me - 36 (DC)
50 reasons to date me.
1. I'll love you eights days a week.
2. You will score more points if you get the reference to number one.
3. I'll always know when you need a hug.
4. I know the difference between your and you're.
5. I'll always be attentive and loving. . . except during March Madness.
6. i'll never cheat.
7. I'll only smoke my victory cigars on the porch.
8. I wont make you watch football with me.
9. My siblings are hilarious and my family is the equivalent of the white Jacksons.
10. I"l shut the door When I pee.
11. I'll make love to you all of the time and fuck you on occasion.
12. I'll wait up for you.
13. I'll cook you dinner but it's going to suck and probably be on a paper plate. I'll try though.
14. I'm an entrepreneur.
15. I'm OK with you stealing my hoodies on cold nights.
16. I have great stories from my Army days.
17. I'll warm up your car on cold mornings.
18. I'm a human space heater and fully expect your cold ass toes planted on me in the middle of the night.
19. I'm addicted to 30 Rock and The Office.
20. I'll pretend to like it when you drag me out shopping.
21. I'll kiss you goodbye every morning.
22. I'll thumb wrestle you in bed.
23. I'm a Cancer.
24. I'll fall asleep in your lap.
25. I'll always fight for you.
26. I'll love spooning you.
27. I'll wake you up in the middle of the night.
28. I'll send flowers to your office.
29. I'll need you to remind me of everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
30. I have a dangerous job that takes me away from you for months at a time and i'll need you to be OK with that.
32. I always give bums my spare change.
33. I will always be able to make you laugh.
34. I would rather be alone than be with the wrong woman.
35. I adore my parents.
36. I'll talk dirty to you in bed.
37. I don't have to fly a rainbow flag on my porch to know who I am.
38. I want kids.
39. I'll always take care of you when you're sick. (see the correct usage of the word you're!?)
40. I'm stubborn, but you will always be able to make me melt.
41. I'm 36 but look 28. I still get carded for booze and occasionally the movies.
42. I've spent a lot of days in places where only soldiers go and mankind has broken my heart many times. Sometimes it shows. You should be able to deal with that.
43. I wont be stinky too often.
44. I'll love it when you pick me up from the airport.
45. I don't look like a boy.
46. I don't use the words hym, boi or womyn and I think people who do are morons.
47. I'm not a snob unless you use the words hym, boi or womyn.
48. I'll use the corny joke I just heard in the office as an excuse to call you and say hello.
49. I'll let you put whatever you want in my Netflix que even if its a chick flick.
50. I could name more reasons why you want to date me, but at this point I want to hear 10 good reasons to date you!
~~~~You will be more likely to get a response if you attach a picture. I prefer FEMMES, no BBW~~~~
Six reasons I won't respond to you:
1. YoU hAvE eVeR wRiTteN sHiT lIke tHis oN pUrPose
2. you're a guy, you're a guy, you're a guy
3. you're a guy.
4. you're married, you're married, you're married.
5. You write in ALL CAPS
6. You send me a picture and that's all. Trust me you're not going to win me over with looks alone.
As I read through these 50 reasons I smiled, became a little misty-eyed, laughed, was reflective and hopeful. How sweet of the woman who wrote those 5 things and how lucky - perhaps the woman who will experience these 50 things.
I was thinking a few days ago after I hung up from a call, all anyone ever wants in life is to be accepted. Yes, we all could stabd to change some things in our lives & character, but at the end of the day we want for those close to us to look at us and smile because no matter what, they will always love and accept us for our true, fucked up authentic selves. Even I, the ice Queen herself desires to be loved, not for my outward exterior but for who I am on the inside. C'est le vie!
Peace & Light....
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